I'm Jonathan: Your Socially Awkward, Star Wars Loving, Metal Head Photographer

I don't do the weird poses or Terminator machine vibe. I believe photos should be authentic, meaningful and fun—not a stressful chore. I specialize in dramatic, kick-ass portraits for normal families and seniors who are tired of the cheesy, cookie-cutter photos.

If you’re ready to dump the formality and just be yourselves, you’ve found your guy.

I believe your story is way more important than any fancy editing. We’re capturing the real you, not just a perfect photo.

-Jonathan

My Job is to Make You Forget the Camera Exists.

Look, I know taking pictures can feel intimidating. That's why I keep every session low-pressure, fun and easy. I'll guide you through the process, handle all the technical stuff and deploy a few truly terrible "Dad" jokes to make sure we get real, genuine smiles.

My mission is simple: You show up, relax and walk away with cool photos.

Outside of photography, here are a few things that inspire me and bring joy to my life (and might explain why I'm a little quirky):

Philadelphia Eagles

Fly Eagles Fly Since 1980. I’m a loyal, loud and long-suffering Eagles fan (but not as bad as a Jets or Browns fan). Which means I understand dedication and passion—the exact kind of energy I bring to your shoot. Go Birds!

A New Hope

Star Wars (A New Hope is Required Viewing). If it’s on, I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time. Seriously, who doesn't want to channel a little Luke Skywalker energy? If you quote the movies, we're probably best friends already.

Heavy Metal Music

Metallica are THE rock gods. Nothing more to say here.

Dinosaurs

I would have loved to be a fossil hunter. They are fascinating creatures we're still learning about. (I promise not to make your photo session feel ancient.)

Modifieds

Nothing beats the sound of a wide open modified engine—it’s pure, raw power that shakes the ground you walk on and I apply that energy to my dramatic, bold editing style.

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Don't Just Take My Word For It...

Seniors

"Jonathan took our daughter's senior pictures. His creativity really captured her personality. We highly recommend Mess E Photos" - Rhonda W

Families

“Your session was relaxed. We laughed, we talked, the kids enjoyed the location and the photos turned out beautiful! THANK YOU!!!!!” - Angela M

Need more proof? See lots more real reviews here.

Stop waiting for the perfect moment. Let’s capture the messy, real, awesome life you have right now.

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